So, what is your best lotr joke? And don't say all the good ones Aragorn, because that one is overused. Also make it vaguely MESBG related.

Here is mine: Howdah I take out that Mumak?
Dwarves are no small problem.
He sees you where you're hiding, he knows when you're betrayed, he knows if you've used his ring or not, cause he's Sauron for goodness sake!

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There is a great Tolkien thread of jokes and memes found here

https://www.thetolkienforum.com/threads ... ead.23417/

I'm just reading the LotR trilogy once again, and in the third volume after the scouring of the Shire there ist a little pun from Tolkien himself: After the replacement of the destroyed Bagshot Row (destroyed by Saruman = Sharkey and his ruffians), the hobbits rebuild the street and lookef for a name for it. In the book one can read: "But after a While in sensible hobbit-fashion it was just called New Row. It was a purely Bywater joke to refer to it as Sharkey's End." I like that!

Nice catch.