So, what did I think of the film?
On balance, walking in with my eyes open to the "roller coaster CGIfest" style of things nowadays, and the fact that you can't make a literal adaptation of a book, I enjoyed the film.
I thought it had faults, and a lot of things that I'd change. However, on balance I think it's a good film, if a bit light on story.
My first gripe was Beorn- I quite liked the performance, but the hair and beard is totally and (in my opinion) unnecessarily different from the description in the book. But my biggest gripe is that he is one of the coolest characters in middle earth, and he got almost zero screen time. This became more annoying later on when it became clear that they rushed through quite an important part of the story in order to indulge in barrel-of-laughs silliness.
In general I felt as though they rushed through pretty much all of the story in the first hour, and then rushed off in to "CGI indulgence land" for the other 2/3rds of the film.
Mirkwood and the spiders was great. Yeah, I missed "attercop attercop", but I understand it's a bit dated, and would have been pretty difficult to pull off on screen.
I wish these scenes were a bit more story driven, and less action based though. In the book Bilbo has lots of strategic thoughts and sneaks around trying to work out ways to save the dwarves. In the film he just charges in and starts slicing stuff up.
The design of the spiders and mirkwood in general was lovely, and really nicely done.
No "sleeping stream" and unconscious bombur was a shame I thought. I always thought the disappearing elf feast part of the book was a bit silly, so didn't mind that they dovetailed the spiders right in to Thranduil's hall. Thranduil was great, and the visuals there were really good too I thought. Tauriel I've covered above.
Legolas. Jeez, what is with PJ and Orlando Bloom? 10 years later, the guy still can't act for [word deleted]. He makes me cringe when he's on screen.
Bolg. Wow- they swapped the old Bolg for "Malc-orc in the Middle"? He doesn't look very threatening to me, and yeah, more like Azog's son I guess, but still… not very scary, just a bit lumbering and stupid, childlike and… yeah, like Malcolm in the Middle.
Barrels scene- yeah, kind of cute. Went on a bit too long though, and the Legolame acrobatics were tiresome.
Laketown- amazing. Loved it. Don't have a problem with Bard, loved Stephen Fry, and really loved the town itself. Fantastic design.
Bard "the bowman" is going to kill Smaug with a ballista rather than a bow? Really? Ugh. Why? Again, totally unnecessary and stupid change which takes away from Bard. I presume they are trying to make Smaug more "magnificent" by suggesting that a mere arrow won't kill him, although perhaps, as they've introduced the missing scale, it seems plausible. Perhaps they'll surprise us
Smaug the Magnificent certainly was magnificent. So was the (unmolten) gold. I liked the bilbo/smaug scene. When the dwarves got involved it got a bit yawn worthy. Far less of that would have been good. I also felt that clever Smaug just got stupid and started charging around the place. They'd done a great job of you feeling as though he could anticipate Bilbo's every move, only to be outwitted by a collection of not especially bright or organised dwarves. It didn't "do it" for me.
As for the gold… wtf for? If you create something truly magnificent, trying to trump it simply makes it look cheap. And if you try to trump it with a cheap looking effect it looks even cheaper.
Wow, that's a lot of criticism for something I said I liked! In general I'm left with the feeling that LotR was much more sensitively adapted than the Hobbit.
I felt that in LotR pretty much all of the changes to the story were to solve problems or fill in gaps which are acceptable in a book, but not in a film (lack of characterisation or backstory, for example).
In the Hobbit I'm left with the feeling that a lot of the changes were made because of external pressure to include more "CGI-Awesome funfest" Devlan Mud, and for that the story (and so my immersion) suffered.
I do like the way that Jackson is trying to tie the STORY of the Hobbit in with the LotR. It certainly does fit in to a wider context, but as it was written before LotR Tolkien himself was only able to do this in a limited way.
I do not like the way that Jackson is (occasionally) trying to tie the FEELING of the Hobbit in with the LotR- at least, not when it is done in a cheap and obvious way, (like Gandalf using his "standing up angry voice" with the Dwarves, as he did with Bilbo when discussing his leaving of the Ring for Frodo, or Tauriel using her "arwen spell" to heal Kili.
The continuity should come from style and a creation of a feeling of authenticity (which it does), not from trying to shoehorn in lame "moments" which serve no purpose than try to remind you that they are part of a whole.
I do like the elaboration on the story of Dol Guldur, the explanation of Gandalf's absence (all genuine Tolkien material, just not included in the Hobbit) and the discussion of the "necromancer" subplot.
I do not like unnecessary deviations from the plot of the book, especially where they serve only to make room for, or lead in to mindless action which does not integrate in to the story at all, but only sits on top of it as a bit of "visual titilation".
Anyway, I think you've all heard enough from me for now
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