A thread for all the best quotes you can think of... funny or serious.

As long as its nothing too rude

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'Though my memory's fading, I remember two things very clearly: I am a great sinner and Christ is a great Savior'
-John Newton

"Age is but mind and matter, and if you don't mind, it don't matter." I guess that's just a saying, but I first heard it when Steven Tyler said it.

Anyways, for a real Aerosmith quote:

"Sometimes I'm good but when I'm bad, I'm even better."

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"Mickey, my friend!"

"Baldrick, your brain is like the four-headed man-eating haddock-fish-beast of Aberdeen."
"In what way?"
"It doesn't exist."

-blackadder

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'Though my memory's fading, I remember two things very clearly: I am a great sinner and Christ is a great Savior'
-John Newton

"Everything is what it is by not being what it isn't."

-Plato-

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"Mickey, my friend!"

LOTRCROWN (he'll kill me for bringing this one up again): 'They are called sprues? I thought they were called sprunes. I have been calling them that for years'.

I nearly peed myself laughing at that.

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Published ebooks:
Instrument of the Empire
A Note of Defiance
Phantom Ships, Ghost Flotilla
More to come!

One Direction is so far in the closet, they're sucking !@#$ in Narnia.
- Ted (from facebook site not movie)

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
Winston Churchill

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"Leave Sauron to me."
If you're in the Raleigh, NC area, let me know.

8 Things I Hate About Everyone


1. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

2. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

3. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

4. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

6. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

7. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

- Unknown


This made me crack up. Im sorry if this is offensive.

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If you don't let me in, Frodo, I shall blow your door right down your hole and out through the hill-Gandalf

He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!!

a smart man learns from his mistakes, the smarter man learns from the mistakes of others- cant remember

quantity is its own quality- stalin

miracles aren't contrary to nature, only to what we know of nature-same as first

Nobody tosses a dwarf!

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12th GBHL 2013.
13th GBHL 2014
9th GBHL 2015


Mid Sussex Wargamers

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Soon the Dark Lord Knighty shall have all he needs to cover the lands in an eevee-related darkness...

"Fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom" -- King Solomon, Proverbs 9:10

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Respectfully,
Jonathan

Do what is right, love mercy, and walk humbly

Battle Companies

"Evil exists within all of us; some feed it, some fight it."(or something along those lines)
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness

And one straight out of the chat box, after I said I'd eat the cash cow:
"Indeed you would Chris, as you sir, are the embodiment of evil."
KnightyKnight

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C.A.P.T.A.I.N. = Crazy And Proud To Admit It Now
http://chrisgomhobbyblog.blogspot.com/

"All thoughts are worth listening too, whether later judged to be of value or not." Grand Admiral Thrawn

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"...in the end the Shadow was only a small and passing thing: there was light and high beauty for ever beyond its reach.”

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em"
-Malvolio in Twelfth Night

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“A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.”

"Si vis Pacem, para Bellum." - If you seek peace, prepare for war. Some Roman whose name I can't seem to remember.

"I complained about having no shoes, until I saw a man who had no feet."

More are to follow...

There is a Dutch artist called Drs. P. who has huge amounts of puns that I really love, but they don't translate well.

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"... Telchar wrought it in the deeps of time."
-On Andùril, The Lord of the Rings

I'm going to live forever or die trying - forgotten who.

"Girl you don't know how hard it be, me trying to be all classy."
"Like a 50 year old bottle of wine. Classy on the outside, but inside al vinegar. sad, sad vinegar."
Episode 3 of Ramblers the webseries (www.ramblerstheshow.com).

"He is the messia!"
"I'm not the messia!"
"He is the messia!"
"Alright!....I am the messia! Now f$&@ OFF!"
-Monty python- life if Brian

Just remembered that, there's also...

"Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a se-cond tim-e"
-the holy grail

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Fight! Fight to the last man!

If this was to be our end then I would have them make SUCH AN END as to be worthy of remembrance

The one I really wanted to do,, as it is quite funny in a dark sort of way which is ASOIAF related is both rude, and spoilerish so I won't quote it here. (It's from the end of book 3)

i'll leave you with news that; "If this was a made-up story, it would begin at night, with a storm blowing and owls hooting... But this is a real story, so I have to begin where it really started.
It started in a toilet."

Darren Shan, Introduction in Cirque du Freak (British version)

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"I am the Flying Spagetti Monster. Thou shall have no other monsters before me"
-FSM.