Off topic, try Roverandom or Farmer Giles of Ham instead!

Even more off topic- ..or the adventures of Tom Bombadil!

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@Jamros and Elros,

Well its not that that they don't like it, they just fall asleep after 5 pages. But every night they run and bring me the book to read to them. I put on a wizards hat and pretend im Gandalf They other day I was showing them GW.com and when I said "Those guys with the axes are dwarfs." They holered out "Like Thorin!" It warmed my heart. Now back to the real reason for this post: You know your a LOTR fan when your cousins warm your heart by remembering Thorin.

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"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."

...When you would give up anything to live in Midlle Earth...

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Parkour:Way of my life.

When you watch the movies and yell out " They said that in the book! " when they say a line from the book.

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No one sculpts Chuck Norris - Chuck Norris miniatures are created by acts of God.
~ Dagorlad

... when the name you pick for your forum name is that of the most obscure character in the Return of the King. Seriously.

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"Mustard the Rohirrim! We've got to ketchup with those Uruk-fries before they capture the Hornburger!"

... when you name the hedge next to your house "Fangorn Forest".

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"There are few left in Middle Earth like Aragorn, son of Arathorn." - Gandalf, Many Meetings

...when your friends are saying Soviet Russia jokes, and you mention "In Soviet Mordor, Boromir simply walks into you!"

No one laughed.


What about Targon?

Nope, recognised that.

On that note...


... when you recognise the name Targon as being very Gondorian.

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"Mustard the Rohirrim! We've got to ketchup with those Uruk-fries before they capture the Hornburger!"

... when you find Captain Ingolds' signature amusing.

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Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
Jake

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"Mustard the Rohirrim! We've got to ketchup with those Uruk-fries before they capture the Hornburger!"

When your mother says, "Haven't you got enough of that stuff?" and when you are explaining about Gondolin then start speaking Quenya. That happened once. XD

When you've memorized all the maps and know which lines are in the books from the movie.When your most watched movie is all three extended edition for your weekly weekend movie marathon.Or when you go to play a cd(other than LotR soundtrack:the complete recordings) the cd is one of the fourteen Lord of the Rings complete recordings soundtrack :^D

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Newbs of the world,unite!!


Click my link,you know you wanna: http://blackreaper93.blogspot.com/

when you tell a bully at school that he is like Saruman

Are you sure thats not the reason why your being bullied?

lol, no i'm not bullied at school, I just said it as another scenario.

When you run a LOTR website for 8 years.

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Dagster

Fixed that for you Jake.





Standing holding the door open in a busy shopping centre, becoming most displeased with the vast throng of people barging through without so much as a 'Thank you' before stepping into the path of said on comers and saying 'You. Shall. Not. Pass!' in a booming voice.

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Studio gaarew; Gaming armies, by gamers, for gamers.

Understand and agree with this reference

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"the same as a duck you must be made of wood"

...when you find people really annoying when they take every opertunity to whine about how bad GW is treating LOTR on internet forums and never look on the bright side.