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How does DB manage it? This is the balrog's busiest time of year, as he battles idiots with shopping trolleys... but then who would want to argue with a demon of the Ancient World when it tells you that you cannot be in the '10 items or less' queue?
Hmm. I wonder does he roar 'You shall not pass!'
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Pity about the door having to suffer - I guess you could always say that there was this large party of dwarves that tried to fit through it all at once and it kind-of got a bit damaged as they tumbled inside
After last night, I thoroughly needed a laugh...thanx for that guys !!!
Sorry for going Off Topic...but last nights accounts...
21:00 - Enter store. Shelves practically empty throughout the Grocery and Fresh Food sections.
21:45 - staff start to arrive, effing and blinding about the state of the place. DB uses motivational skills (yeah right) to uplift staffs morale
22:00 - Actual start of shift time.
Announcement: all staff to checkouts
22:10 - Phonecall from Store Manager...
Ensure Wines & Spirits and Frozen Food are 100% full by 07:00. Explain how empty the shelves are and how little staff I have. Store Manager reiterates both areas must be full without fail. DB hangs up and pees himself laughing.
02:40 - staff that went to checkouts at 22:00, actually get off checkouts and start filling
Normal day, wagons arrive pre 22:00. Normal amount of wagons = 2.5.
00:10 First wagon arrives.
00:50 Second Wagon arrives, but breaks down 600 yards from store. Breakdown recovery arrives, detaches trailor and hauls cab off for repaiur 25 miles away.
02:10 3rd wagon arrives.
3:05 4th wagon arrives.
03:40 5th and 'repaired' wagon arrive.
04:30 6th wagon arrives
At this point, there is no available 'Smilie' for
'Peeing in the Wind'
2.5 hours left to fill the store.
07:05 Boss arrives, looking like he's just had a Cheese Grater stuffed where the sun dont shine.
Arrive home, look at Hobby related stuff, decide can of beer is more appetizing and wonder if that 'fake' Sting sword will penetrate skin
UPDATE: Bah Humbug !!!!